Clotheslined with an Xbox

s-upersoldier:

We are Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy

Gimme.

girlnamedhenry:

If marvel doesn’t come out with a dancing Groot in a pot figurine that I can put on my desk I am going to be pissed. 

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

mspaintboulder:

pyronoid-d:

mspaintboulder:

Why is Ubisoft pushing for higher release prices

Why is Ubisoft so awful

SEASON PASSES INCLUDED

The version with the Season Pass is £65, saving you £5 compared to buying the season pass after release

However, you can save £65 and the industry if you never support Ubisoft again so

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

The human condition.

Possibly my most favourite moment at SDCC this year…
But when they revealed the full trailer for Tekken 7…that was a thing of beauty, too.

Possibly my most favourite moment at SDCC this year…

But when they revealed the full trailer for Tekken 7…that was a thing of beauty, too.

Whedon is going to kill off everyone and just make the third avengers movie an angry rant about firefly being canceled

-shop5 (via adoptedhousewifetonystark)

Narrated by Nathan Fillion

(via greymichaela)

the5thdayof3:

galaxyscout:

Pikachu hot cakes! 

the5thdayof3
I need this..
Make it alongside the hello kitty toaster
galaxyscout

Gimme.

falling-downn:

this could be us but u playin

falling-downn:

this could be us but u playin