Clotheslined with an Xbox

ohawkguy:

everytime you don’t know what to say just respond with “i am groot”

Words to live by.

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

thewhimsyofthings:

stunningpicture:
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

thewhimsyofthings:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

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Anonymous

3:What is something you regret in the past month?

Life.

B, C, I, J, N, O, U, W, Z. 2, 14, 19, 25, 33, 35, 45, 48.
Anonymous

Wow..I’d forgotten I’d posted anything…

B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?

Considering I had some weird messages being sent to me around my birthday (just a few months ago), I’m now very apprehensive about messages. But I’m still relatively excited.

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

Yes, but I’m a mean jerk.

I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

Yes? You know, honestly, I don’t remember.

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

That’s really hard for me…Frick..don’t make me pick.

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

Missing someone. Because I just woke up feeling empty.

O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?

Either way, you end up with someone who is second best. This is a trick question.

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

No, I think I’m good. Thanks though.

W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

This is a tricky one. Men are definitely socially privileged, however, they also have crippling stigmas placed upon them, which aren’t healthy, but far less than women. Both genders are faced with unfair ideologies, men just have the longer end of the stick. Play on words sort of intended..

Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

I’ve tried. I generally see it as weakness.

2:Have you ever lied about your age? Why?

When I was 15 I would tell people in chatrooms that I was 24. I thought 24 was a good age.

14:What’s a bad habit that you have?

I like to text at work infront of the cameras.

19:What was the last thing you said to your mom?

I told her goodnight.

25:Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?

We never know anything, do we?

33:Do you think you would make a good parent? 

Definitely not.The idea of being responsible for a little tiny thing that would frustrated me endlessly is scary…I don’t like children…they’re loud and sticky.

35:Where is your best friend right now?

At home, on his computer.

45:What do you think people think of you?

That I’m a jerk with a bad temper.

48:Do you like yourself?

no.

The reverse is also true.

The reverse is also true.

spokeart:

Austin-TX based artist Tim Doyle creates screen prints inspired by the popular culture locales ingrained in our social subconscious.

Entitled “UnReal Estate” the series has over the past three years covered much hallowed ground such as these limited edition prints featured above (Arrested Development, Simpsons, Downton Abbey, Firefly) all of which are now sold out.

View the entire series here.

Stay tuned for Tim’s next solo show at Spoke Art, coming to San Francisco in February 2014.


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